Uncle Brian - This Always Happens lyrics

I broke the wing-mirror off your car last night And then we got into a big fight I didn't mean to do it This time I really blew it Tomorrow it'll be alright I didn't think you'd be this bad I'm waiting in the rain for a cab I'm tired, this is boring I'll call you in the morning Tomorrow it'll be alright This always happens I'm so happy when you're sad Wanna shoot me? That's too bad I tried to be sweet I tried to surprise you Happy when you're sad Wanna shoot me? That's too bad I tried to be sweet I tried to surprise you I brought some flowers 'round to your door You said you'd heard it all before There's no point in pretending There'll be no happy ending Tomorrow it'll be alright This always happens I'm so happy when you're sad Wanna shoot me? That's too bad I tried to be sweet I tried to surprise you Happy when you're sad Wanna shoot me? That's too bad I tried to be sweet I tried to surprise you Well, I guess this is the end I guess we can't be friends I wrote this song for you I tried to surprise you