Uncle Brian - On The Jazz lyrics

Well, I stepped from the van Took a knock to my head I've got the last twenty minutes to make out who I am To impress her, I'm a bad dresser Could've made an effort and I should know better Do you know it's all about you girl? You know, you really rock my world I've gotta say There's no better way Soon as I think you're riding out today Now it's a good time to show her what I've got But I can't dance and I can't sing I just ruin everything I've got a knack for getting it wrong John's a sod and I'm too young But we go together, it just seems right I think about you every single day and every night Oh dear, some of the night deranged Got too drunk, fell off the stage What a good way to impress the girls What a good way to impress her, woah! What are the chances of going too far? Can't sing, can't dance, can't play guitar Always thought when she sees us play Everything will be okay Now it's a good time to show her what I've got But I can't dance and I can't sing I just ruin everything I've got a knack for getting it wrong John's a sod and I'm too young But we go together, it just seems right I think about you every single day and every night Tried to try a thousand times If I was rich I would say Please call me if you know mine Don't wanna waste my time I can't dance and he can't sing John just ruins everything John has a knack for getting it wrong Steve's a sod and I'm too young But we go together, it just seems right I think about you every single day and every night