Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Theme Song lyrics

Unbreakable! They Alive, Damnit! It's a miracle Unbreakable! They Alive, Damnit! But Females are strong as Hell I was outside cuttin up bike tires with my grandson When out of nowhere Forty hundred police vehicles came bookin They went, busted up in that weird old white dude's house He had a cult up in there White dudes hold the record for creepy crimes But females are strong as hell Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! It's a miracle Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! Females are strong as hell Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! It's a miracle Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! But Females are strong as hell We've been livin here 10 years Nobody seen no girl Nobody heard no girl Nobody smelled no girl He had them underground They came out the hole lookin round Like a bunch of Punxsutawney Phils And I said, "Nathan, is this for reals?!" One, two, three, four girls came out One, two, three, four girls came out Unbreakable! They Alive, Damnit! It's a Miracle Unbreakable! They Alive, Damnit! But Females are strong as hell! Unbreakable! They Alive, Damnit! It's a Miracle! Unbreakable! They alive, Dammit! But Females are strong as hell! Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! It's a miracle Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! That's gonna be uhhh you know uhhhh fascinating transition Damnit!