Umphrey's McGee - Mail Package lyrics

Little hazy in the morning Mental blinders on, I'm looking straight ahead Today my package better come Damn mailman always give me the wrong sh** Damn mailman always give me the wrong Dozen telegrams and such I want my package now, so I can have some fun And no one knows just what it is Could be a corn bread kit or a blow up doll Only I know what it is Should have came seven days ago As of now my patience is running thin Today my package better come I'm kinda goin' crazy but it (seems a biscuit???) Damn mailman alway give me the wrong A big ol' tub of mayonnaise Or a DVD, of what I can not say Some stinky cheese and wine Or an implant for my behind Corn bread kit or a blow up doll Only I know what it is