David Carradine (Bill): Now, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth. Especially to me. And least of all, to yourself. And when it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say. Uma Thurman (The Bride): How do you suppose we solve this dilemma? David Carradine (Bill): Well, it just so happens, I have a solution.