Ultra - Bizarre lyrics

[Tim Dog] Damn man, yo Keith I can't believe you got me in some f**in zoo man We coulda got with some b**hes, wha**up? [Kool Keith] I know, but f** that Check out, these animals are beautiful, relax! [Tim Dog] Man we coulda got with some b**hes And you got me in the f**in zoo? [Kool] Look at the giraffe, she has a pretty a** [Tim] What? [Kool] The giraffe! [Tim] Aw man, you - you like animals now motherf**er? [Kool] C'mon man, I'm just spendin time with the animals [Tim] Aw man, you know youse a bizarre n***a [Intro: Kool Keith] Hey baby, yeah who dyed your hair blonde? I like the streaks Oh, I like the way your bu*t look Uhh, now why don't you change in the bathroom I'mma look through the peephole, peek-a-boo! Yeah - it's that kinky [Kool Keith] I used to grab honies by they neck, piss on they eyebrows Open they rectum to throw the bombs down they a**hole BOOM! I blew them panties out the room Emergency, emergency, it's a urgency Her a**hole out of order, her stomach ain't workin B The doctor there with penicillin for her bu*thead Operation attack, wires hooked on the booty With three lights and rubber gloves tryin to find the coochie Her legs were splattered, flyin on the f**in camcorder I heard the big explosion loud on the tape recorder I was experimentin, f**in with a new invention I got nervous and called back the escort service I wind up jerkin off [Hook: unknown voice] + (Kool Keith) Slow down, one second Excuse me miss, I can't believe I'm about to leave this (Look in the mirror) Psycho melodic you jump on my tip (You got the Vaseline?) Takin me there, with just one kiss (Alcohol, my sores, Listerine pouring down my eye) [Kool Keith] And you know I used to mix soda pops and alcohol with cough drops Then rub they knee caps and smear they face with Sugar Smacks Open they bu*ts and pour ammonia down they p**y cracks Then fight they fire, pull they hair apart with metal pliers f** them with two stiff drinks, up on the kitchen sinks Make them pour Ajax, lick Comet off my nutsac Hold me tight with baseball gloves, crank the purple light I used to masturbate to tapes, "Planet of the Apes" I like Zera, I always wanted to f** her, get near her And tell Cornelius get back and let her feel this I'm on some groove sh**, not generic new improved sh** With swimmin trunks in bed, my black shoes painted red Some hoes are rookies, my sheets filled with oatmeal cookies Can you put more Oreos in the bed? [Hook: unknown voice] + (Kool Keith) Slow down, one second (more milk, in the pillow) Excuse me miss, I can't believe I'm about to leave this (The goodness) Psycho melodic you jump on my tip (Grease, from the kitchen) Takin me there, with just one kiss (Crisco, is what we need) [Kool Keith] And you know, yeah Can you bring that gorilla over here She looks so good I want a female giraffe, with extensions, and loooong boots Look at the a** on that animal I love, to make love, to little babboons That is one of my favorite fetishes And lick that alligator