[Ego Trip's "Book of Rap Lists"; p. 69] [Verse 1:] I'm sportin rings and things, that's what money brings If you act like you know I'll put you under my wing If you act otherwise, and try to demise me Take me for granted, then try to surprise me I'm not a dreg, I'll break your legs Because you're yellow, just like the yolk of an egg He's DJ Diamond D, and I'm the Master Rob MC's bitin my rhymes like they were corn on the cob Or should I say cake, from the bites you take Know what I'm sayin? I'm not playin [Verse 2:] Now you know bro, that I'm an MC pro And like a lamborghini, I'm geared to go I was raised in Forrest, across from Morris I got more hair on my chest than Chuck Norris Smooth as suede, sharp as a blade I'm not a knave, but rap is the trade To get paid and laid, have it made in the shade Here me ridin in my car you'd think it was a parade Sweet as lemonade; it's not a game of charades Know what I'm sayin? I'm not playin [Verse 3:] Now... why do people sweat me, they should just let me Go my way, but they just can't forget me Is it my rhyme, or my personality? Could it be my values, or morality? Whatever the case, people stay in my face It's startin to irk me, they tried to jerk me But the tables are turned, it's them I'm jerkin I'm dead workin, and you're still lurkin I know you wanna be, Master R-O-B Do you know what I'm sayin? I'm not playin [Verse 4:] People who never used to speak, now they scream my name But I know that it's just a popularity game Girls who thought they were fly, now they all say hi But I guess they didn't get it - I'm not widdit Cause I'm not souped, I started rappin in a group Problems arose, and they flew the coup NMD, Charlie Rock, and Show and Tell I'm the only one left, but hey that's swell I'm not coppin a plea, nor Diamond D You comprehend what I'm sayin? Dude, I'm not playin [Verse 5:] I'm not playin, or jokin, not from Hoboken It's kinda hot in here that's why I'm soakin wet But don't fret it ain't nothin but sweat The name is Master Rob and I will never forget When I was younger, and filled with hunger Go to a jam and get told to get from under The ropes it used to piss me off, but I was young I'm tellin you now, that my time has come! And we're the pair that dares, we're not scared of stares Do you know what I'm sayin? I'm not playin ... I'm not playin ... know what I'm sayin? ... C'mon Diamond, we outta here, Strong City in effect, word up