One's got a gun, the other's got a bigger one Both have a set of rules One's got an army, the other's got a bigger army Both are led by fools a**holes are universal One size fits all a**holes are universal Universal a**hole Peace is for some, war is for everyone Just pick up a gun Shoot your brother, shoot your father If you only had one a**holes are universal One size fits all a**holes are universal Universal a**hole We got a new frequency It's loud and clear A universal language Radio without fear a**holes are universal One size fits all a**holes are universal Universal a**hole [x2]