Uk Subs - Hey Santa lyrics

Quite often I get a thinking How as kids we got by Like christmas time in our house We couldn't even afford a fire But we made do in our house Back then when I was young Dad used to s** a peppermint And we'd all sit round his tongue We couldn't afford no tinsel On our christmas tree So we'd just wheel old grandad in And make the old c*nt sneeze...atchoo Wheel him round the other side granny...atchoo Well things change so bloody fast I got children now of me own Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents Last night when I got home Santa claus you c*nt Where's my f**ing bike I've unwrapped all this other junk There's nothing what i like I've wrote you a letter And i've come to see you twice You geriatric wa*ker Where's my f**ing bike If i wanted a pair of f**ing shoes I would've f**ing asked This cowboy suit and ping-pong set You can stick right up your arse You went and mucked my order up It's enough to make you spew It's not just me that's pissed off My sister's cheesed off too Santa claUs you c*nt Where's my f**ing pram You promised me you f**ing c*nt You know who I am 'Cos I'm the little girl You made sit right on your hand Never mind your ho ho ho Where's my f**ing pram Next time i go to see him I'm gonna punch him in the guts Set his f**ing reindeer loose Kick rudolf in the nuts Just you wait til next year 'Til we get to that store A mate of my little sister 'll come stomping through that door Hey mums and dads just check his breath And watch his bloodshot eyes Don't listen to him boys and girls 'Cos he tells f**ing lies He's a pisstake and a pervert He's not even f**ing bright 'Cos that f**ing wa*ker Forgot my f**ing bike Hey santa claus you c*nt Where's my f**ing bike I've unwrapped all this other junk There's nothing what I like I wrote you a f**ing letter And I came to see you twice You geriatric wa*ker Forgot my f**ing bike Yeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you f**ing punch your head in....c*nt I saw mummy s**ing santa