Rape, D.U.I., a**ult and battery These are things that will bring you to me Murder and theft and all of the above You can bet your life I know what you're thinking of I've takin' you and I'll take your friends Don't worry, we'll all meet in the end 'Cause life's a b**h and then you die Trust me baby cause I don't lie I'm the Goddamn Devil, this job pleases me I'm the Goddamn Devil and I do it for free I know the story about your life If you k**ed your brother or you beat your wife And I am here to punish you You can't fool me cause I ain't no fool The time has come to say goodbye The end is here for those who cheat, steal and lie There will be torture and there will be pain Cause this is hell, baby, die in flames. I'm the Goddamn Devil, this job pleases me I'm the Goddamn Devil, Satan if you please I'm the Goddamn Devil, this job pleases me I'm the Goddamn Devil, and I do it for free I don't care about you, don't care about your life Don't care about your children or about your wife I'm here to do my job so if you broke the law You're checking in with me But you can never leave.... There's one way out if you dare We'll make a deal, you'll grow your hell As Satan's child you'll start a band And spread the word across the land I'm the Goddamn Devil, this job pleases me I'm the Goddamn Devil, Satan if you please I'm the Goddamn Devil, better believe in me (only me) I'm the Goddamn Devil!