Ugly Duckling - Almond Rocha lyrics

[Andy Cooper] Don't drink, don't smoke, but what I do Is wash and shampoo like Selsun Blue Then I find a clue with Nancy Drew And go oompa, loompa, doom-pa-dee-do (Yeah) Tighter than Magnum P.I.'s oldest pair of Levi's Throwing banana cream pies that splatter between eyes Of any competitor, home sk**et You can feel it from your perm to your pedicure [Dizzy Dustin] + (Andy Cooper) Now you can be a housewife or a bachelorette (Yeah) Or a little baby girl in a basinette (Uh-huh) Maybe you're an underprivileged foster kid Or a rich kid eatin with a lobster bib We'll get your body moving till your feet start throbbin (Uh-huh) And have you noggin bobbin like you're riding a toboggan (What?) Sockin it to you as if I knew kung fu On cue, to serve hors d'oeuvres and fondue [Andy Cooper] Add a little cherry cola and a bowl of tapioca "We rock the Casbah," and sometimes the Copa Young Einstein mix the mocha And give them a taste of almond rocha [Chorus: Andy Cooper] Almond rocha, that's the cat's meow Almond rocha, that's the cat's meon now I said, almond rocha, that's the cat's meow Almond rocha, that's the cat's meon, now I said, almond rocha, that's the cat's meow Almond rocha, that's the cat's meon, now I said, almond rocha, that's the cat's meow Almond rocha, that's the cat's meon, now (Way out) you get down, you get down, you get down (Way out) you get down, you get down, you get down [Dizzy Dustin] + (Andy Cooper) s**er alligators get dropped in the water pot Cooked on the spot till they're hot like a lava rock I prepare a culinary delight So you better mind your manners when I carry the mic (What?) If you shoot the shilack, I put a boot in your back You'll eat your words like alphabet soup or a snack I'm the Love Bug Herbie at a demolition derby With my rhyme, so break it down Einstein [Andy Cooper] Boba Fett had jets to outrace space cadets Back when CD's replaced tape ca**ettes I bought the hip hop not cheesy pop Now I'm ready to rock like ZZ Top So I blast raps until my mouth is full of gauze packs Breathin harder than your mama did in her Lamaze cla** To the jiggasaurus hidin the truth Ugly Duckling is about to put the fly in your soup [Dizzy Dustin] I got a crocodile smile on the chocolate Nile Actin like a jerk, that's not my style I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker Why, oh why, did I eat almond rocha? [Chorus: Andy Cooper] Almond rocha, that's the cat's meow Almond rocha, that's the cat's meon, now I said, almond rocha, that's the cat's meow Almond rocha, that's the cat's meon, now I said, almond rocha, that's the cat's meow Almond rocha, that's the cat's meon, now I said, almond rocha, that's the cat's meow Almond rocha, that's the cat's meon, now (Way out) you get down, you get down, you get down (Way out) you get down, you get down, you get down (Way out) you get down, you get down, you get down (Way out) you get down, you get down, you get down It's like that y'all, and you do stop