Yes yes yes the process No need to be depressed You compete against the best It will put you to the test Make sure that you impress Oh yes yes yes the process Meet the real star of the show Sitting smugly on the front row The man who's in the know The best ventriloquist on radio He rules the game with a rod Because he's bigger than God He's the man who's in the know The best ventriloquist on radio Oh yes yes yes it's the process Find out who you are It can make you a superstar The latest film premiere In a chauffeur driven car Though you've no talent at all You can still be our latest freak The talk of them all And forgotten in a week You'll be forgotten in a week Take it take the blame It's the only price of fame Take it take the blame It's the only price of fame