Ubiquitous - Blunt and a Ho lyrics

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne] IRS took all my money, I was a stupid kid Cause I didn't pay taxes when sh** was lucrative So I had to start over, good thing I shoot the sh** Off enough to not take me away to do big bits So I say that to say that I'm straight building But it really hurts when the government take millions Since I was shady had two ladies to make children The same time when they do college you break scrillion So you think of doing the sh** that be un-earthly To be sure your daughter stay steady and up in Berkley Money be the problem, but other things be here to curse me Hurt my girl so much she now doing the sh** to hurt me Wifey cheated after I did and skeeted My life is a Red Hot Chilli Pepper I eat it Like I'm Anthony Kiedis, I'm heated So, just like a man, I resort to my penis So check it out... [Hook: Tech N9ne] (x2) I got a blunt (And a ho) I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk So I'm about to get drunk (And a ho) Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump So check it out [Verse 2: Murs] I used to have this festival called "Paid Dues" But I never fully got paid, dude (Really?) The IRS thought they think I did And now they after the kid, sh** And I'm the only one in my household that go to work Ain't getting no p**y, so now I gotta jerk Feeling like a jerk and that ain't ever gonna work Playing positive, but ain't getting none of the perks What to do when your IG popping off? Snapchat got the gym rat panties dropping off Saying all she want is this dick, whether it hard or soft Closest I been to p**y is fish sticks and tartar sauce And I ain't tryna be no martyr boss f**ed around and she done pissed Nick Carter off This n***a Tech got me high and now I finally got a good alibi So check it out, I got a... [Hook: Tech N9ne] (x2) I got a blunt (And a ho) I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk So I'm about to get drunk (And a ho) Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump So check it out [Verse 3: Ubiquitous] I got a chick out of town always giving me stuff She stay mad as a f** cause I don't visit enough So she calls me to cuss I don't know what it was, but, uh, something that I does got 'em falling in love So we on the phone beefing and she crying to me Like "U-B-I, you be fly, but you be lying to me" True, she dying to see where I was and what happened Studying social media, she trying to catch him Bad b**h caught him off guard with the condom off Let her hit, now my dick feel like it falling off Sperm went and shot 'em off burning like a Molotov Word to my mama, I'm disturbed by a lot of broads That's word to mother, son, I cut her off Baby, she make me cum a lot, but it come at a cost I got a girl I love, and I lost, we'll never reconcile She played me like a pawn for the record So check it out, I got a... [Hook: Tech N9ne] (x2) I got a blunt (And a ho) I ain't about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk So I'm about to get drunk (And a ho) Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump So check it out [Outro: Murs] Oh, man (Ah, sh**) Boss man, boss man I told you I don't smoke man, you know I don't do that sh** Ay, y'all hear that? Is that my phone? Hold up Hello? Hey baby, uh, nah, hold on Ay, y'all do I sound high? f**! Y'all gon' get me a divorce, man God damn it Hold on, baby, I'll call you right back