Typical Cats - Cliche lyrics

See Qwels way past math to drop techs on future prospects Never got toys like Christmas in the projects You rock sets is play this dude braggin' you ain't famous Tighter than vacuums and gets looser than f*ggots an*s Doper emcees non-existent like RuPaul's clit is Can't tell if your dick or p**y like topless infants Couldn't spit sick 'ish kid lickin' your cold sores And leave you scared to drop sh** like school stalls with no doors Wonder how this f**er whispers thunder sounds Your fly like crippled Ostrich's I scare heads underground And break it down like midget B-boys screamin' mathematics When style switches faster than f*ggots rockin' their thongs backwards Ask if I'll k** your career with one verse You couldn't beat me to d**h if I let you jump first He's a p**y on the low don't f** with Philippine cuisine Deeper than Mexican philosophy and Chevy submarines What's he mean I think he means your wack B In fact I'm harder to catch than hailin' taxis with black peeps Get in your a** so fast sh** scabs when the cops come Guilty as charged blowin' minds like Shanno(?) with shotguns Hold nuts like padded rooms whack raps can't plead insanity Just cause I stand over you don't mean you understand me Man please I'm way to f**ing dope to be this humble And knock you out the frame like Christmas pictures with your drunk uncle Like f** Qwel and his whole team those irrelevant flows I'm diggin' in the crates and he's dunking them down on telephone poles Hope I might choke your as whack as you white jokes The only cat to drop lines like Samoans on tight ropes Motherf**ers can't even respond what can he say Cause after the battle he's more like yo I ain't wanna win anyway And Qwel ain't sh** like I ain't lose he ain't even rappin' right Damn right I'm an a**hole you pussies ain't even half as tight To and fro fluid flow you know I'm splittin' speakers Try pressin' promos on boomerangs them sh**s is cheaper *Sample* (scratch) Punch Lines (scratch) Nowadays it's the ways of the underground If I don't say I'm the best, tell me who the hell will When it really comes down to it who cares *Sample* Before braggin' how big my dick was this Bic-smudged note pad Was dad to whip his a** and change his whole fad Now its proud to be the loudest so what you damage mics Battle cats claim to be deep just cause they seen Titanic twice You can and might say something worthwhile you'd rather be wild Huge dick liar's I'd rather teach with freestyles Entertainment got played quick no thanks b**h dick f** my kids don't need your playground education content not sayin' sh** Master the art of momma jokes while flippin' used beats Ill teach your kids about god they'll k** you when you sleep Don't be role models be honest using loose leaf loosely The same cats that's hatin' Puffy they be chasin' lucci You wasn't preachin' beat before tellin' lies in the street Keep it rough neck I'll flip subjects success mean getting sleep Don't take it out on us cause the love wasn't there Hip-Hop will show you love but the world doesn't care About you big dick, sick sh**, lunatic, drug abuse kid I've got some herb and words to give now lets make some music