Tyler Ward - How Embarra**ing lyrics

I tripped down the stairs at the mall I got my arm stuck between a pole and a wall A whole bunch of people they saw And I just happened to fall and land on my crush “So when’s the baby due?” She said, “I’m not pregnant!” Yeah, my mom’s got a Facebook In 3rd grade I went to a cla** swimming party, I was the only one in a speedo, Neato I tried to climb out of my bedroom window with a bed sheet, but I fell and bruised my tailbone Sneezing too hard on your crush and your dreams are crushed I’m the master of awkward moments I peed myself in church I walked face first into a 2x4 sticking out, it hurt I triggered the fire alarm at school, oh I thought that was cool At the country fair had to throw a ball to win a goldfish I threw the ball, broke a gla**, fish went flying, and It landed in this girl’s bra...at the country fair “So when’s the baby due?” She said, “I’m not pregnant!” Yeah, my mom’s got a Facebook I tripped down the stairs at the mall I got my arm stuck between a pole and a wall A whole bunch of people they saw And I just happened to fall and land on my crush I ripped my pants on the dance floor, dope! I tried to pull open a door, for ten minutes, It was a push door, oh, dope! I had ants in my pants and my left me half naked In the street to go get clothes, ok And my brother recorded me singing “I believe I can fly” Played it on the school T.V., I believe I can die!! Farted on a bus and woke myself up I slipped and fell into cow manure, yup. Walked into a gla** door and knocked myself out Most embarra**ing moment: Every time I open my mouth I’ve said, “What’s up Dad?” to a complete stanger Took too many shots of Jäger My tampon fell out at a waterpark I was drunk and thought she could fly, wow “So when’s the baby due?” She said, “I’m not pregnant!” Yeah, my mom’s got a Facebook I tripped down the stairs at the mall I got my arm stuck between a pole and a wall A whole bunch of people they saw And I just happened to fall and land on my crush