TWRP - The Perfect Product lyrics

Hi (Hello) How are you? (So-so) I’m glad to hear that (Um…) If I may take moment of your time I’d like to tell you about something so new So revolutionary So exciting (I’m listening) That it will completely change your life Now I know what you’re thinking Trust me, I get it! So I’m gonna cut right to the chase If you respect high quality If you expect only the best (Only the best) Then folks let’s get right down to business If you enjoy having fun If you like guarantees (That sounds just like me!) I proudly present to you… The Perfect Product It’s perfect for you Perfect for your family It’s perfect for your friends! A product you can trust You can totally rely on A product you can believe in (I believe!) Just enjoy your time with it It’s a product you can love A product you will like I know that you’re gonna like this product (I love the product!) So if you don’t mind I’d like to go into further detail and give you some more information (yes please) Because we really want you to feel comfortable about all your product related decisions Now, a couple questions Would cla**ify yourself as top notch? Do you like being the talk of the town? Let’s say you get excited about great value (Such great value!) Then boy do I have exciting news for you Well standby ‘cause I’m about to tell you the secret to unlocking a lifetime of satisfaction… The Perfect Product It’s perfect for you Perfect for your family It’s perfect for your friends! The Perfect Product The Perfect Product It’s made for me! The Perfect Product Gotta have it Really need it Lifetime warranty! The Perfect Product The Perfect Product Comes with a guarantee, baby The Perfect Product The Perfect Product It’s made for me! Just have fun with it!