Two Ton Boa - Favorite Bloody Patient lyrics

Planted like a flower One perfect little girl Like dirt trapped in the oyster I should have been a pearl But ugly grew in places It hurts me to be seen Oh doctor! I'm so needy Please fix me - I'm obscene! Perfect faces slap me From grocery magazines Their sultry smiles all knowing They're certain I will be Your Favorite Bloody Patient I'm Your Favorite Bloody Patient Give me those breasts of honey A waist no wasp can match Carve me into Venus I want them all to gasp I'm Your Favorite Bloody Patient I'm Your Favorite Bloody Patient A princess lies in waiting She's buried in my breast Awake her, my Prince Charming And slice her from my breast They say I can't be real That I'm a plastic s** doll queen So cut me into pieces And feed me to the ma**es I'm Your Favorite Bloody Patient I'm Your Favorite Bloody Patient