Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Biscuit Rap lyrics

'Cause you could keep any b**h I got my rich tea, rich tea I tell ya, I'm a junkie, a flunky Cruzin' my a** with a Oreo Don't need a hoe Got my Garibaldi Not Barlow, he's gone now I need a Kit-Kat When the rhyme's fat With the beat I can't cheat Can a biscuit cheat like a mother? Hell, no But Jonny, don't you know-oh-oh Don't be a fool when ya dip 'em in your tea They're not, they're not gonna make you happy I got my lovely crunchy biscuits Hell, I'm gonna say it again case ya missed it I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit I ain't gonna change so don't try to twist it Don't be a fool when ya dip 'em in your tea They're not good enough for you and me I ain't gonna go and have a roll in the hay, no way I'll have a fig roll, ya dig bro Don't wanna go out Havin' fun I'll stay one with the bourbon A hob nob, that's the only dog I'm dippin', I ain't flippin' Want a cookie? You'll be trippin' The hoes say: "Try my choc chip treats," That ain't sweet, I ain't no piece of meat I want wafer, you been away for a night with a she dog You want a biscuit but dog don't got none Nooo! Don't be a fool when ya dip 'em in your tea Even though they're nice and cru-un-chy Hush up, b**h! I got my lovely crunchy biscuits Hell, I'm gonna say it again case ya missed it I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit I ain't gonna change so don't try to twist it Hell, no! Can you see the philosophy Of the desire that these biscuits they can cause in me? And my soul will ever be entwined with a whole left When a mother, however fine, tries to share my life with my biccy time Don't be a fool when ya dip 'em in your tea They're not, they're not gonna make you happy I got my lovely crunchy biscuits Hell, I'm gonna say it again case ya missed it I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit Never gonna change so don't try to twist it I got my lovely crunchy biscuits Hell, I'll say it once more case you missed it I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit Never gonna change so don't try to twist it Yeah!