Twiztid - U Don't Wanna Be Like Me lyrics

[Monoxide] I can walk on water and freeze it on step one And then I'll stick my finger in it and melt it like it was hot sun [Madrox] Well I can turn your adam's apple into apple juice Start to strangle muthaf**as 'til their face turn blue [Monoxide] I can be the world's greatest serial k**er of all time And I'll end your life at the drop of a dime [Madrox] I can float above the clouds, way up in the sky And it's my choice if I live or die [Monoxide] Or I can be the strange pizza man that always knocks twice And when you open up your door I give your muthaf**in' neck a slice [Madrox] I can take a million dollars and just throw it away Cause it'll never replace a single ounce of my sanity [Monoxide] I can be the last angel standing ontop of the hill Or the green demon waiting on your window sill [Madrox] And I can become an icon for the oppressed Cause their hearts still beating in their unforgiven chest [Hook: repeat 2X] (You!) don't wanna be like (Me!) (You!) don't wanna be like (Me!) And this is the mind of a serial k**a [Madrox] I can buy a shotgun from Target with attempts to set it off I can load that b**h in the parking lot and shoot that sh** off [Monoxide] And I can be the book of the dead, a Vampire or a demon But either way your f**ed, cause when I leave your not breathin' [Madrox] Well I can part the sea with the wand of a wizard And turn a hot day into a windy blizzard [Monoxide] I can be an axe in the backs of people who wanna trash talk And leave your body slaughtered all over your momma's sidewalk [Madrox] I can disappear into the air like a phantom in the night And I can die if I'm exposed to excessive sunlight [Monoxide] And I can show you how to dig a b**hes grave in less then 20 seconds And I'll shove that b**h in there and let her family start to guessin [Madrox] I can grab you out of your world and show you horrible things And I can show you the terror that curiosity brings [Monoxide] And I can be the last straw, that puts you over the edge And leaves 11 at your work place dead [Hook]