"Alright, honey, it's time for bed." "Mommy, mommy! Will you read me a bedtime story?" "Sure, honey!" "Yay, yay!" "Okay... Okay. Now get under the covers and get comfortable." "Okay." "Let's see... Hmm... Okay There once was a story, that's seldom told Of a monster from the darkness from a time of old His fingers were long, and his teeth, razor sharp Perfect for chewing, and ripping children apart Fear was important, he feed on it's soul The more they would fear him, the more he would grow And grow, and grow, and grow he did With his delightful intention of eating all the kids Shh... Do you hear that? Under your bed It's coming from below I think it's the boogieman He's gonna eat your f**ing soul! Goodnight."