Twiztid - 1st Day Out lyrics

(jamie madrox) "i got another funky rhyme Another funky funky rhyme I got another funky rhyme Another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme" (twice) "awwww sh**! Twizted! This is my sh** man! They're finna remake the wicked sh**! Jamie spit man!" (jamie madrox) "now they let the gates up so i bail Six sh**ty months pick me up from the county jail Smart a** mouth even though i paid my dues Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes But i ain't naggin Here comes my people in the hoopty muffla draggin Ain't been in the hoop ride long And the two liter of moon mist is almost gone Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load Told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know The b**h said muthaf**er pick me up at three Can't b**h santa don't ride your street We can meet around the corner at kfc You can take a cab and i'll pay the fee When she showed up damn, she was out of luck I forgot my wallet in the glovebox on my truck Put the tab for the cab and the dinner too With a knot in my sock, b**h i thought ya knew Dressed to impress chewin dyntene gum And i was drunk as f** and smelled like an alley bum I'm chewin on my food like a carnivore Dumb b**h starin at me like and eyesore Then i plopped my face in the bowl of soup And slurpped every last bit up through my missin tooth The b**h jumped up faster than a race And told me how to bow to her face So she pickin up the tab, ya know that i'ma go for mine Got sone shabille 54' vengence wine And a steak well done and an order of shrimp Jamie madrox playin the pimp...uhh Shes back now, and her hair ain't fixed Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a sh** But i ain't sayin nothin though I ain't sayin nothin bout the muthaf**in hoe Whats up b**h? your ready to break, besides how long Can one fat b**h take? quit snackin And pay this sh**, so we can go to your crib And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy "your employed?" "uhhhhh sh**, naw" (jamie madrox) Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie I mean him, lettin me grip his ride Besides, he slipped me a fifty But the again i'm kinda shifty Now i wanna f** so we headed to my house f** sittin with you parents on the couch Dad i got a b**h in my room and a smile Take your a** to the bar and don't come back for awhile A juggalo's known for smackin ho's But i need to bust nut so i switch to the mack mode (monoxide child) Now laurie, you know i love you So why don't you just let me f** you Look b**h, i know you's a freak So let me get a little kiss on my cheek And i'll f** to go hit that Come on nympho, and let me hit dat Tell ya what, ya let me stick it And i gotta left over piece of chicken for ya Ya little sewer skank (violent j) Ya nasty little pipe smokin money hungry b**h! (monoxide child) That's the sh** j 85 bucks an hour, you wanna play And that was that A little smooth talkin and she was on her back Ya never guess what My first day out, and i caught my nut (jamie maddrox & monoxide child) First day out and i caught my nut (what) First day out and i caught my nut (what) First day out and i caught my nut (what) Well sh** b**h it's my first day out, and i caught my nut (4x)