[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox] Showed up in a red stretch hearse full of vampires Blood red rims straight rolling on flat tires Screeching to a halt sparks spitting at the paparazzi Reload your flash bulbs for the dead bodies Seven b**hes and human abominations Lined up behind the velvet rope waving they invitations One by one they all pile in, find they seat and wait for the ceremony to begin And when the lights fall, it's just like night fall Unable to see a single thing in front of your eyeballs All you can hear is the screech from the audience As the victims up in the pits get robbed of they innocence sh**, I love the terror I'm in VIP With these vampire b**hes taking hits of mutant ecstacy Spill the blood, the torch is lit Compared to the Monster's Ball your bash ain't sh** [Chorus x2] Now who wanna go to the ball (I DO) The wicked a** monster's ball (THAT'S WHO) Tell me who wanna go to the ball (I DO) The horror's been here right here just for you [Verse 2: Violent J] The suit's ready, my super skin is made of dead hooker ho's Tattoos still in tact, b**h take a look at those I showed up the dead woke when I pulled up Walked the bloody red carpet, behind me it rolled up Checked my name at the gates b**h, I'm Veedy Peezy I died for these tickets, it wasn't easy It cost me my soul, somebody said the reaper's the DJ Pitch black is the dance floor, A deadly see way Creatures and hotties, people stepping over dead bodies Demons above pissing fire on the party Give me a triple shot of snake blood, two times A ceremony of freaks and creeps and blew minds Somebodies eyeball landed in my drink, I chugged it Cause in this place we all ugly kid Spill the blood, cause if the torch is lit Compared to monster's ball, your bash ain't sh** [Chorus x2] [Verse 3: Monoxide] I pulled up in a pickup truck with warewolves Came out leaning on a cane made of deer hooves I'm covered in blood and holding a grudge Against these motherf**ers from who I am constantly judged We down in homie, tonight's the night We all come together and celebrate the end of your life Awarded for the evil, and spite Inaugerated for the demonic sanity portrayed when I write How can I say it, I'm just so elated to be here Paparazzi flashing they pictures wish they would leave here Carpet covered in carnage and red like licorice And every step you take you keep hearing the blood squish I just saw this chick who was missing her cheek, chin & her lip Handing out free drinks and cigarettes It must be starting the torches are being lit The monster's ball is the sh** and your a** ain't invited biotch [Chorus x2] [Verse 4: Shaggy 2 Dope] My arm extended elbow bent, ho's can't ignore Clutching to the pa** stone pimp gla** across the floor Floating everywhere, it's sheer elegance Five years expired still scrubbing, still late for rate Make a hole in the dance floor it's time for rug Cutting my b**h booty up and I'm cee walking Secret hand shaking, straight teen wolfing Grabbing titties that feel like drips of pudding But you gotta love it, it's invite only Checking my neck for vampire bites on me Can't get the f**ing hustle started though Come on man there's less limbs missing on Vietnam Veterans I saw Doctor Jeckel spiking the punch with fermeldahyde Doubled down and got smacked by Mister Hyde Without an invite, motherf**er don't come Monster's Ball's in your mouth get the fu*k ON [Chorus]