Twiztid - f**OnThe1stDate lyrics

"Hi, my name's Lisa. I'm what some people call a s** addict. I mean just because I like to have s** with a lot of boys doesn't make me a freak, okay? I mean, yeah, I like to do it doggystyle and s** co*k and all that, you know? I mean I usually just tell 'em, pull that motherf**er out and let me see it, and get started." (Monoxide Child) Now let me introduce myself as the man f**in' every b**h in the world that says I can And I won't even play with you b**hes that don't f** All I know, you could be a dude with your nuts tucked And I don't need all the stress and all the games And all the callin' me names And frontin' like your sane, b**h You ain't sh**, but a hoe and a trick And all you're good for is hopefully f**in' and s**in' dick Wanna blame it on my music? Well that'll never happen Cause I was f**in' hoes like you before the rappin' Don't get me to slappin' on that a** and bu*t cheek And get my dick to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets I'm a lunatic, went out lookin' to get laid "Any hookers here tonight that's lookin' to get paid?" f** that, I won't spend no nickel on no a** I don't even want no stankin' b**hes thinkin' bout my cash (Chorus 2x) b**h, is you comin' out of them pants? I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' a** You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast But if you don't f** on the first date, I'm leavin' that a** (Jamie Madrox) Hey b**h with the big lips, I'm a young n***a With crazy f** in my hips And I can make you do things you're afraid to do And by the end of the night, you'll want me to f** you Hey b**h, that's a nice a** Let me see you strip down to flesh and show me a flashdance Got me risin' in my pants and I'm pitchin' a tent It's just a video camera, no need to get upset Hey b**h, do you like s**? Well me too, I'ma pull my dick out and this is what we gon' do f** till the sun comes up, and fall asleep Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks You say you've never s**ed dick, a minor obstacle Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle And lick it all on the sides and tip You got Creamsicle filling on your tongue and lips (Chorus 2x) b**h, is you comin' out of them pants? I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' a** You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast But if you don't f** on the first date, I'm leavin' that a** (Monoxide Child) You can tell it from the get-go b**h, I ain't the one And strictly for your info b**h, you ain't the bomb I done f**ed many two and three hoes at a time And the most hoes I f**ed in one night is like five(Daaaamn!!) You can say that I'm addicted to s** But if you know my steez, then you know I'm addicted to d**h Monoxide f**in' b**hes left and right Let a k**a know, if ya f**in' tonight (Jamie Madrox) Hey b**h, do ya shave your peach? I can check cause your beaver's within my arms reach (Just so stubbily!!) Leave a rash on my co*k Yurned up cradle and tubs of Icy-Hot Hey b**h, would you finger your box? And rub the bu*t of the n***a named Madrox Half hour k**a with an hour worth of dick So do you wanna f**? Hey you, hey b**h? (Chorus 2x) b**h, is you comin' out of them pants? I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' a** You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast But if you don't f** on the first date, I'm leavin' that a** (Jamie Madrox) You stupid b**h!! What the f** you think this is? I take you out to dinner, maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna f**? Who the f** you think you are, Muthaf**in' Liz Clayborne b**h? I don't like that sh**...and I don't like you. So if you ain't f**in', you need to bounce, b**h!! That's on my moms!! I'm lookin' for a**, money, and dead sh**!!