Twiztid - Sad Christmas Song lyrics

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Twiztid - Sad Christmas Song lyrics

[Intro] Hey Frank! - Hey Roger Hey, can I see you in my office for a minute? - Yeah, sure... Hey Stew why the boss wants me for a minute? He probably got the cash Yeah have a seat (What's up boss?) We're making some cutbacks - I know you're not talking about me, I'm here 15 years, I got a seniority Hey, you gotta let it go - I got kids man! It is what it is [Verse 1: Jamie Madrox] He's depressed in the dumps Victim of involving economy got bunked off the Assembly line And he feels like a chump Wonder how he's gonna bring turkey for the giving and presents for the receiving This s**s, one day if Obama has to go without Explaining to his children how Santa must've missed a route I don't think so, he's much too proud To admit defeat or even accept handouts So he tells his wife that everything panned out At the plant and christmas is on his plan Tears of joy fill her eyes, but inside He feels even worse for lying and he wants to die He pretends to go to work everyday But he's not going to work, he's just wasting away In the front seat of a parking lot up the street Where he punches his steering wheel repeatedly saying "Why me?" [Hook x2] Sometimes it gets real hard When you got no money and you got no job And you got no reason to be celebratin' And it seems like you're in a hopeless situation (I got the chrismtas blew) [Verse 2: Monoxide] Got the headlights turned off, the radio, too With the garage door closed so we get all the fumes Windows down so the exhaust gets through And all the windshield, man, f** it, Christmas, too This is my gift to the b**h that ruined it all f** Monoxide, this is straight from Paul I probably should have seen all the writing all on the wall But it's beginning with the cell phones calls didn't deminish Didn't have a job? So what? Your work buddy's Just one of the many people you was putting above me I was thinking that you love me but when really it was a laughable situation So now I'm ugly in this with your face (I think?) Case of point in a minute you'll be dead And then an hour after that all of your family's comin' in And then an hour after that it's on the evening news That the Christmas Blues was the reason I k**ed you [Hook x2] [Interlude 2: Monoxide] I don't give a f** I've been working here for 7 years And this motherf**er just fired me Like I ain't nothing but a piece of sh** (Hey Paul, you gotta calm down!) That's a f**ing loyalty issue baby I gotta go there and handle my bussines (It looks like he's got a f**ing gun!) I got something for all of you motherf**ers All you motherf**ers! What?! (Gunshot) [Verse 3: Blaze] Dial it all on bread she said momma gotta pay the bills More mouths to feed in a house upon a hills Husband now reserved in the army and was gone and Two months ago at night when he was sleeping He was a medic in the army and a doctor in the states Light was the oyster with money to take a taste Take a page out the book, live happily ever after Til a phone call turned to see a man into disaster Was a sergeant of the army on the ether end Said he had a little level nice on her husband Grace yourself, ma'am, take a seat Your husband has died in service of the country We will send his remains and his personal affects To his last residence, I think that's your address So she's out gambling to help her forget That she hasn't told her kids that their father's dead yet [Hook x2]