Twisted Insane - Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark lyrics

[Verse 1: Twisted Insane] Sit down, let me talk to you, kids I'mma tell you all a story It might get a little gory But I promise you that it will not be boring Under your bed at night there's really monsters I'm telling you this because I've really seen them They're scary, and hairy, and Eat up the kids with big ol teeth And so You better be ready to run with the evil I said We be k**in, be eatin them kiddies and ready to feed Hoping and peepin' and ready to fill you with treason They only get period dreams like Freddie on Elm Street So when you in the bed, and you hear that noise Something's in the closet, messing with your toys It could be a ghost, it could be a monster And it likes to eat little girls and boys [Hook: Twisted Insane] You're A monster - Scary stories When they see me coming, bet they screaming You're A monster - Scary stories When they see me coming... - LISTEN! Let me tell you a story, It'll fill you with glory I know not if you will survive These twisted procedures and monstrous creatures It's gon' be one hell of a ride [Verse 2: Twisted Insane] Listen kids, this is sad... I don't know how you will react. (Where's mommy at?) Just last night, mommy got ate up by a monster bat Wit' big ol' wings and big ol' fangs And they likes to eat little kiddie's brains and (I'm scared!) Why you're scared? (There are monsters..) I'm Twisted Insane... I could've been the one that's under your bed at night That's grabbing up at yo' feet and runnin' away from the light My thoughts are wicked as f**, my thinking is never right I'm murderin' any and everyone comin' up into my sight Make it a habit to grudge it And get in the sick of their pride Stuck up on everything envious (hallawack?) cause I will be In the beginning I k**ed on the sinner night Hit em with venom and then they get logged up Addicted to k**ing em, then I'ma sing [Hook: Twisted Insane] You're A monster! - Scary stories When they see me coming, bet they screaming You're A monster! - Scary stories When they see me coming... - LISTEN! Let me tell you a story, It'll fill you with glory I know not if you will survive These twisted procedures and monstrous creatures It's gon' be one hell of a ride [Verse 3: Twisted Insane] You know, son, when I was a little kid, I saw a monster (What kind of monster?) A real, real scary monster (I'm scared!) Heh heh heh heh... Don't be scared, son. It's just me. Come here! Remember the story about the big bad wolf who wanted to eat the little pigs? Remember the story about the big bad wolf who wanted to eat the little kids? They're runnin away and they jumpin up into their house Hoping, and wishing that when they come, he don't conquer Son, I'mma tell you a secret about me, don't freak out But I'ma just let you to know that your daddy is a monster [Hook: Twisted Insane] You're A monster! - Scary stories When they see me coming, bet they screaming You're A monster! - Scary stories When they see me coming... - LISTEN! Let me tell you a story, It'll fill you with glory I know not if you will survive These twisted procedures and monstrous creatures It's gon' be one hell of a ride