[Verse 1] Yeah She said she want to f** me by the furnace Pull out my dick and that's when she got hella squirmish She said she loved it when I squirted in her perm and made snowmen with my s**m, sh** I even named one Ernest The b**h s** it like a Jolly Rancher... And spend so much time on her knees, she went from belly to a doggy dancer And now she spread it like she cancer She f**ed me, Rudolf, Blitzen, and Prancer I think she wanted me to kiss her, but I told her it'd be funner and she'd cum more if she'd let me fist her She said she love it when I rap fast I said I'd love it if you let me tap that [Hook] I really wanna f**, f**, f**, f**, f**, f**, f** I really wanna f**, f**, f**, f**, f**, f**, f** I really wanna f** [Verse 2] She said, "I really can't believe I'm wit a rap star." I said, "I'm drunk, sh**, you could be Roseanne Barr." And Imma eat the sh** like it was canned lard Then I can beat it slow, or really damn hard But I don't really think you want ya cat scarred They are okay, but I am He-Man large I am all man in ya p**y You would think it was a tall can in ya p**y Mmmm, but it wasn't O' English... It was just my muthaf**in goddamn penis After me, it's no sequel, I told you on The Root Of All Evil... [Hook] I really wanna f**, f**, f**, f**, f**, f**, f** I really wanna f**, f**, f**, f**, f**, f**, f** I really wanna f**, f**, f**, f**, f**, f**, f** I really wanna f**, f**, f**, f**, f**, f**, f** I really wanna f** [Verse 3] They wanna f** you 'til you screamin I'm Brainsick, I'm all up in it 'til you bleedin Yeah... dick on the inside of your cheek and... Your grandma did it, then I made her put her teeth in Cuz ain't nothin wrong with old p**y (She's dead...) sh**, nothin wrong with cold p**y If you think a n***a playin, b**h try me You ain't been f**ed 'til you been f**ed by me Think I won't, sh** try ya luck (Holy sh**, Twisted Insane's in my guts) Mm, I'll make ya freeze - Sherbert Me and [Oneward?], hmmm... Pervert I love it so much that I really wanna take it with me And make a bracelet outchya muthaf**in naked p**y Mmmm, I wanna rip you out your f**in jeans I told em all on Ustream... [Hook] I really wanna fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist I really wanna fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist I really wanna fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist I really wanna fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist I really wanna fist [Outro] I said I really wanna fist, baby You know... I'm Lord of the p**y I'm Lord of the... yeah He he he They ain't f**in with me... [?] yeah They ain't f**in with me... I just wanna... Eat that sh** 'til that sh** is... ya know I mean? I wanna chew on that sh** 'til that sh** look like chewed bubblegum, n***a, like chewed dog meat Brainsick, n***a I wanna fist He he, yeah I want that muthaf**a elbow-deep, yeah I want that muhf**a elbow - I wantchyou to feel this, mmmm He he he I told - I told you, you was f**in with a real one Yeah... I ain't one of them lame-a** n***as I'm Insane Mmmm...