Tumor Circus - Take Me Back or I'll Drown Our Dog (Headlines) lyrics

"Take me back or I'll drown our dog." Love those headlines Love those headlines "CIA is breeding slaves" Need those headlines Crave those headlines "Designer beef" "Surfing for Christ" "Horse molester must be stopped" "Police k** man to stop suicide" "City burns, Party goes on" Headlines-I wanna hear some Good News-Even if it's a lie Scandal-For me to gaze on Entertain me tonight "Happy day ends in d**h" Love those headlines Need those headlines "Pollution signals opportunity" Need those headlines Crave those headlines "Viruses from AIDS lab sold" "Easter Bunny arrest shocks children at mall" "April slated as Child Abuse Month" "Donate blood and win prizes" Hey! what's your favorite cartoon? Mine's the Prime Time News Nightline, Twin Peaks, or the Simpsons Are all about as real as... Headlines-We all believe Good News-What we wanna believe Why let- truth get in the way Of a good story Spin Control Stress Control Image Doctors Photo ops So much goes in And comes right back out Of my mind "Vegetarian terrorists" "Autopsies of the rich and famous" Reenact a crime It's real enough for me... "A hopping mad Madonna stormed out of a Hollywood beauty Parlor-after discovering the staff was selling her toenail clippings" "Used to be millions of mummies before the Egyptian railroads Bought them by the ton and used them for locomotive fuel" "Motorcycle courier John Orchard was fined $400 after 50,000 hypodermic needles Fell from his cycle on a busy highway and punc- tured the tires on 141 cars" "two weeks later, While they were eating ham- burgers at a drive-in Jim-and I just love this part-put an onion ring on Sandy's finger and asked her to marry him" Hey! This is how life should be So I'll pretend it is Happy news For Happy people With Happy problems Headlines-tell a person something Good news-Long enough they'll believe Anything-What they think is real Instead of what they see