Troy Oftedal - Colonic Villus Biopsy Performed On The Gastro-Intestinally Incapable lyrics

Obese pathetic creature Exaggerated, consuming anatomical features Years of sloth and unfit diet have created this gastrointestinal nightmare Biopsy performed 1,000 strains of cancer Goiters, tumors, rectal decay an*lly emaciate Dire need for colonics Advanced restructure now gives way Pressurized antibacterial spray Excess remains for a dish to saute Inept of happiness and incapable of a normal existence Ever ingesting abscess Malignant offal-cavern of human cess Biopsy performed 1,000 brains no answer Superceding our knowledge of anatomy with the ferocious virulence of pathology All attempts have failed We're losing him Last ditch effort for preservation The remains are felched or munged and spat out into a jar of formaldehyde Ever ingesting abscess 7 years of fecal decay--eaten from inside and withered away--cauterized rectum of colonic waste You are the victim and embarra**ingly, you die Exposed blackened innards of digestion Closed casket funeral time Biopsy hypothesis: subject neglected by life Superceding our knowledge of anatomy with the ferocious virulence of pathology Ever ingesting abscess Malignant offal-cavern of human cess Goiters, tumors, rectal decay an*lly emaciate Culinary... Scatology... Disease.... On feces, I feed Dire need for colonics Advanced restructure now gives way and emptied into the hands of a physician A gastrointestinal plague survives