Tropical Storm - Dick Touch The Water lyrics

We are now cleared for takeoff [Intro] Every time I use the bathroom I don't know if it's because I have a long McThunderstick Or it's just high water levels But every time I sit down on that toilet Guess what happens When I sh** (What happens?) My dick touch the water (Splash) My dick touch the water (Splash) My dick touch the water (Splash) When I sh** (Busta) My dick touch the water (Damn, man) It's eight inch and a quarter (Big dick) Dick's all brown like some cola (Coca) Yellow pee like Corona (Sober) R. Kelly, I pee on her (I do) Lewis, Leona (Who's that?) Florida, Daytona (Love that) My dick touch the water This bathroom hot as a sauna Turned green like Shrek and Fiona I need some tissue from corner I got cramp in my shoulder My boo boo brown like some Folger Look like a miniature soldier This splash is colder and colder When I sh** (What happens?) My dick touch the water (Splash) My dick touch the water (Splash) My dick touch the water (Splash) I go to work