Tropical Fuck Storm - Bumma Sanger lyrics

The doctor told me not to go outside He told me I could get sick and die Perhaps my lungs will collapse And god gave the germs their dominion You've gotta wonder what he was thinking But that, that's that And this was supposed to be a summer banger But now it's just another bummer sanga How you going with your cabin fever? (great) Are you feeling like some pain relief? Oh the bad news channel's on a fu*king roll I'm feeling useless as a missing remote Control is an optic illusion And now I woke up in my sunnies, man I clean the gutters in my undеrpants [?] Sit back, forget the holiday Stuck indoors I wait for the ordеrs, they They usually work me like a borrowed nag But leisure panic's got me on the bags (Relax) and chuck the TV on (Relax) until my mind is gone (Kick back) Yeah, relax I held a seance tried to channel Churchill When the TV had this weird commercial Are you sorry now that travel's over (yeah) Can't go nowhere because of border closure (nope) [?] within the reach of mortals Take a trip into the astral portal There's a beach near Alpha Centauri We're the interstellar [?] Best containment in the galaxy Why waste time? Why waste time? Under the starlight we'll travel, see To [?] gamma-ray eyes I'll buy you a drink [?] Two shots of moonshine [?] It tastes sublime, you should book in soon Why waste time? Why waste time? Glad you asked My credit's in a hole I'm on the fu*king dole I'm getting low on C.R.E.A.M I've joined the state surf team I'll chuck the TV on until my mind is gone Relax (Relax) That's just how it is (Relax) There's no point getting in a tizz (Kick back) All's love in war and fare (Relax) And no one's going anywhere (Relax) And no one's going anywhere (Kick back) Not going anywhere (Relax) Nobody going anywhere (Get slack, relax, relax, kick back, relax)