Friday, Saturday, Friday What day is this There is absolutely nothing wrong Listen to me sing my song Wham bam, hit things with your hand Push me people, we will do this together Friday, Saturday, Friday What day is this I want to sing Listen to this Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, nah Hit things with your hands to the beat I do it all the time, it's okay Wham bam, hit things with your hand C'mon Smitty, we'll do this together Friday, Saturday, Friday What day is this, what day is this I want to sing Hey, listen to this Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, nah What day is this I want to sing Listen to this Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, nah What day is this ... Dye my hair Change my name Burn the papers Shift the blame Pay the porter to stop the train No axe to grind No clues to find No bills to pay No mail today What day is this