Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - You Have to Work Blue lyrics

You ever notice the way you lose a sock Y'ever notice that blinking VCR clock Y'ever notice the crappy food on a plane Y'ever notice how cabbies have funny names Y'ever notice that there's so many Starbucks The new kind of comedy s**s You have to work blue Blue That's what you do Throw in a sh** or a piss or a poo And work blue Blue All the pros do Back in the old days everyone knew (spoken) Hey doctor! Yeah? Every time I drink coffee my eye hurts! Well, stop s**ing your father's co*k! You have to work blue Blue That's what you do These people didn't pay to see ga ga goo goo You ever notice all these cops they eat donuts Y'ever notice McDonald's pies are hot Y'ever notice there was 2 Darrins Y'ever notice how every trailer begins "In a world..." Y'ever notice whatever happened to wit? Enough of this f*ggoty sh** You gotta work blue Blue That's what you do Serve 'em up a big bowl of f**ety stew And work blue Blue All the pros do Back in the old days everyone knew (spoken) Tell it to me straight, doctor Triumph, you got three months to live I want a second opinion, and a rod up my a** so I can jerk off while you s** your father's co*k You have to work blue Blue That's what you do It's absolutely positively sh**tingly true (spoken) Waiter? Yes? What's this fly doing in my soup? Monsieur, let me take a look see Looks like that fly there is doing the backstroke f**ing sh** co*king c*ntety c*ntety c*ntety c*ntety sh** f** fuuuuuuuck baby f** titty f** titty f** sh**balls f** f** sh**ty f** f** co*k sh** f**! f**! You have to work blue Blue That's what you do Say goodbye to hey-o and hello to f** you You have to work blue Blue That's what you do Back in the old days everyone knew You ever notice?