Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Underage Bichon lyrics

She walked into the dog run Like she f**ing owned the place She turned to me with a scent that said "Sit boy, on my face!" Now I like a little discipline As much as the next Shar Pei But this b**h was only ten months old And now I have to pay! Underage Bichon She told me she was one Underage Bichon I schtupped her, now I'm done Underage Bichon They say I did a crime Underage Bichon Might as well bang you one more time Eight perky b**bies I knew that she was young But I figured she was legal From the way she used her tongue She said I was hung like a Great Dane And it sounded like an old line She's smooth as a newborn chihuahua But she licks a** like she's nine! Underage Bichon (underage Bichon) My little puppy treat Underage Bichon (underage Bichon) She clearly was in heat Underage Bichon (underage Bichon) They're putting me away Underage Bichon (underage Bichon) Might as well bang you anyway Please, your Honor! She was very cool when I came on her back Didn't know who La**ie was, but cut her slack Figure she's an airhead from an inbred pack And try to take your eyes off her enormous rack! Well, I was looking at a Monday court date With no chance to be cleared So I picked up a Bearded Collie hooker And made a bee-line for her beard She was a furry motherf**er And I couldn't find her pie So I pulled and I tugged to get under her rug Yes, I burrowed all around and I finally found... ... A Bearded Collie hooker guy! Underage Bichon (underage Bichon) I banged her, now I'm screwed Underage Bichon (underage Bichon) Took photos of her nude Underage Bichon (underage Bichon) They're throwing me in jail Underage Bichon (underage, underage, underage) Might as well get one last piece of tail! (Underage!)