Tripod - Cuckold lyrics

I arrived home early, She thought that I'd be late, And my girly, Wasn't waiting at the gate. I climbed the stairs, the stairs that I had climbed a hundred times before And there, I heard a noise Behind the bedroom door. A silent prayer, escaped my lips as if I knew what was in store, I, I, I tore the bedsheet off, and there she was with another man, I looked into her eyes and then I knew I am now a cuckold, She cuckolded me. When your love is loving someone else, A cuckold you be, This cuckoldation, has cuckoldafied me, And cuckoldentilly I'm cuckoldised by her cuckoldity. Cuckoldish me, life has taken on a cuckoldastic twist, I should have seen, when I looked at her, She was a cuckoldist I am now a cuckold, She cuckolded me, When your love is loving someone else, A cuckold will you be. Her cuckoldastic tendencies have brought me to my knees, Oh please, I reminise on my pre-cuckishious period And these cuckolditory things that make me post-cuckoldic, Ah cuck, I feel like such a cuckhead. Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh.