Tripod - Stuntman lyrics

Being on television Is a dream come true == Fegh Maha Version == I love to be the centre of attention Wouldn't you? == Middleborough Rd Version == I get to play dress-ups all day long Doo-doo-doo-ooo-ooo I got to be a superhero I got to be a singer in a band But it's not quite perfect Living in TV land 'Cause my stuntman... (Stuntman...) (Stuntman...) ...is a woman Out of the entire Stunt community A woman was The one who had the closest Body shape to me When all the action starts I just sit and stew 'Cause they get a girl to do the things That I'm too wussy to do 'Cause my stuntman... (Stuntman...) (Stuntman...) ...is a woman == Fegh Maha Version == Did I mention that my stuntman... == Middleborough Rd Version == Yeah, my stuntman... (Stuntman...) (Stuntman...) ...is a woman The stunts they get her to do Aren't even that stunt-y If he needs a stuntman to stand on a box It's a bit affront-y There was this one scene Where I get hit by a truck But they didn't even use her They used a dummy... ...of a woman This situation Was not part of my plans She soaks up all the glory While I'm sitting alone in the van 'Cause it takes a woman... (Woman...) (Woman...) To make me look like a... ...man!