On behalf of all the geeks I'd just like to say I've been telling you all along That Lord of the Rings was cool (He told you so many times...) I told you... (He told you so many ways...) I told you... I wore a cloak to school every day But who's laughing now? Ha ha... Ha ha ha ha ha! Now you'll all do as I did You'll name your first child "Bilbo" == Middleborough Rd Version == Now you'll all do as I did You'll do a short course in fletchery That's arrow manufacture, you amateurs! But don't try to catch up now It's too late to make amends You were far too busy with girls and cars and sport... ...and friends...