Tripod - I Hate Your Family lyrics

I'm lighting a candle, as I'm looking through the window To the town square, the snow covered streets are lonely and bare, The town Christmas tree, winks mockingly at me, Cause I should be spending Christmas with you. I wrapped my last gift and put the cellotape away, Checked the answering machine And in the distance, a choir sings About the joy that Christmas brings But it's making me feel blue, Cause I should be spending Christmas with you, But it breaks my heart that that's the place I just can't be, Cause I hate your family. Thats right cant stand 'em now let me tell you a little something a little bit about why I'll tell you a story The day I met you, I knew you could get me through. When we're alone, my world is complete, you're all that I need. But when your family call, they sh** me up the wall, Spending time with them just makes my brain bleed. But it's making me feel blue, Cause I should be spending Christmas with you, But I'd rather string my nuts up to a Christmas tree, Cause I hate your family. The night I first met them, The dog was drunk, And your father he threatened me with a knife. Your sister showed me Her collection of eels, And what she did then will stay with me for life. I cant forget it And it's making me blue, Cause I should be spending Christmas with you, Cos I'd rather sneeze, Tangle my skis Crash into some trees and break one of my knees and freeze at -50 degrees I cant stand to spend christmas with your family and im crying now i've got to spend it with mine