Tripod - Bugger Off lyrics

Dah-ba-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah. This is fun, Let's do this again next week, I think we should. Just had one, Well, they told me that this gear was really good. Now I know we've been buddies, For four hundred years. Through good and through cruddy, And part-time careers. But recently I'm thinking, Indecently I'm thinking. I think you... I think you... ... know what I'm thinking, How's about it, you and me? Yeah? Aww. Well, Bugger off. I will love you to the end, So bugger off. Yes, I know that we're good friends, But bugger off. No, I'm not having a lend, Just bugger off. I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now. Now you know, You know... And you don't agree that we should do the do. Do the do, do the do, do the do... Prob'ly right, You know... It would stuff us up as friends, I think so too. But then again you never know... Then again, you never know, Oooh... If you don't give it a go. Oooh... If you spend your whole life choosing, Oooh... In the end it's you who's losing. And what if you succeed and find, What if you succeed... The perfect one you had in mind? The perfect one you need... Things are never what you hope they'll be. Never hoped they'll... It's true, just ask me. Bugger off. I will love you to the end, So bugger off. Yes, I know that we're good friends, But bugger off. No, I'm not having a lend, Just bugger off. I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now. Ahh... I've got washing to do, and programs to watch. Na na na... (a'capella string quartet style vocals) Bugger off...