Trick Or Treat - Like Donald Duck lyrics

Welcome into my tale I think it's like a game But I swear if you laugh I'll put you inside a microwave! Now have you understood? Listen to me until the end The story is not too long And 'llI tell you through my song Yesterday, I went to the market I bought a beautiful shirt It was very expansive and ill luck was near Outside there was a big carpet And a child stumbled over it He spilled on me his colored ink And f**, f** everything!! Why am I always f**ed? I can't find my sure way The people tell me I'm a grumbler Only you Daisy Duck stay together with me And I love you today and again and again I think my life is a joy When you are with me My problems are all closed outdoors But when I am alone I make only disasters It's true I am like Donald Duck Now I throw away my shirt I'm very, very hurt I've lost big wallet's part, Oh Daisy forgive me!! I have another one This is not very funny It happened this morning When I went to the park I met a pretty girl And she was looking for me I didn't want to make it But she came near me She said to me "I want you" I said to her "I need you" She kissed me and...ha ha! Don't worry I'm making fun