Trick Daddy - TDD (Skit) lyrics

[Man:] Ayo, Who you about to call? [Kiki:] I'm bout to call Trick. [Man:] For what? [Kiki:] Just to call him and see what he doin' [Man:] b**h. Bringgggggg [Machine:] You call has been properly delivered, but the party you just reached does not answer... Unless you're calling about getting that paper, stacking those chips or gettinh your motherf**ing hustle on. If it's none of the above, please hang up, and don't try again. [kiki:] What the f**? [Machine:] b**h, you heard me. Please hang up, and don't try again. [Kiki:] f** you b**h. [Machine:] No, f** you. [Kiki:] Why the f** is you arguing with me? You ain't real... [Machine:] Realer than you b**h... Please, do not call Trick Daddy's phone. Hang up, and don't try again. [Kiki:] f**ing hoe! [Machine:] Your mami [Kiki:] Your mami! [Machine:] b**h yours! [Kiki:] Your mami. [Machine:] Your gritty gritty gran mami [Kiki:] How the f** is this b**h talkin to me? She ain't real!! [Machine:] You're that b**h Kiki aren't you? [Kiki:] Hell yea, that's my name, don't wear it out! [Machine:] b**h, you're more than worn out. Good bye. [Kiki:] What the f**? Trick Daddy got a stupid phone...