Trials - The Greatest Hit lyrics

[Intro] Hey Seti! Yeah, we should get some girl going like "Haow" and sh** for the chorus for the girl I could probably do it like this like, "Haow" [Verse 1: Sesta] You are not Jesus, you just nailed And you must bail Hanging around's out of the question I'm dropping the confession 'Cause gotta live a lotta shots and take it to her like a soccer lesson (Oh) And she play the goal keeper Soul reason I'm here's to retire old with a pole eater (?) singing our raps I'm gold diggin' her till I'm bank rollin' bringing me back (Yeah) Bunny sticker on a car and the seats to match You're kidding, with a Godzilla figure and teeth-less gap Wheeze: asthma attack Please stand at the back Please step on this paper bag then play it back Fill those A cups so full with paper, and uhh Pray to God that he save ya Fix your face up, Cake on make up And then the scum bag might pick the bait up (bait up) [Intermission] You just stumbled across the most ugliest crew in the country And you're still standin' there looking like a mang, mang! Oh! [Hook] Ladies! Is that a bun in the oven? Want some lovin'? Better s** that gut in! Ladies, wipe your mouth off, wipe your blouse off, sound off, (Haow) Ladies! Is that a bun in the oven? Want some lovin'? Better s** that gut in! Ladies, wipe your mouth off, wipe your blouse off, sound off [Verse 2: Trials] Ugh, they should've left you where they found ya The girl stop traffic cause they can't move around her They're like "I am beautiful" Ahh, guess again You're better off making friends with lesbians Check, you out of luck hanging round Like Dakota Fanning found, Garry Glitter in her house And your mouth stinks smelling like pub parmy Foundation fountain looking like the KISS army So I get my drink on, drunk with my pig on Feeling like I felt up Delta without the wig on Brand name sh**, and she ain't poor by the sounds of it But she poor like she pour her body in the smallest outfit It sounds sick, but I love a dumb chick When the smartest thing coming out their mouth's my dick! I'd buy the piss and I drag the scratch If the Vagina sag, I'll gladly pack the bags! [Intermission] Whoa, what's up ladies, standin' there lookin' like you stealin' some meat? How about you be a friend and come have a barbecue or somethin'? [Hook] [Verse 3: Hons] I don't need sneakers to pimp I max skeezes that limp Noarlunga train station chicks with Adidas for kicks Believe in me this The chick that I'm leaving here with Would sport a second hand G string and bee-sting tits I had a gut full of women Who look like they got a gut full of chicken And pucker up when I'm near 'em like (Kissing noise) Still take 'em back to the tele then Walk of shame with no pants Actin' like they elegant Head swell again Hip size is irrelevant As long as their throat can take more than a pelican's (Cough) I still date that type skeez That breeze up in hills to cover a borrowed fee So throw your Centrelink cards in the air, (Girls!) And wave 'em like you just don't care! (Ladies!) If you're livin' the dream, I wanna hear you scream "I don't pay full price for bus fare!" [Outro] For gods sake she looked like Olivia Newton John if she was really ugly and had huge balls