Trials - The Funkiest lyrics

[Intro (Sampled): Arthur Korb] "It was the voice of a courageous explorer. A man dedicated to the pursuit of man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons." [Chorus (Sampled): Son Doobie] The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest [Hosts Commentary: Trials] In nineteen-ninety-three the FunkDoobiest released "The 'Goddamn' Funkiest." Seinfeld was pretty cool, Kramer wasn't a f**ing racist, and sh** was fine. P-Della-Ressure, what's the deal for real? [Verse 1: Pressure] I'm the microphone felon, ignite the chrome weapon We [?] might just do time for dope sellin' Live on [?], nights of no restin' Three-sixty-five I recite my flow, tell 'em Golden Era is a force of law, a cold faction We Rambo on the scene: less talk and more action Villanous masterminds, limitless crafted rhymes k**ing the ceiling with these stars that shine because I'm [Verse 2: Vents] It's so rotten in the post-modern God is dead and man is dead And truth is dead so move your head Move the sickness, [?] back with the quickness Cancer rap, you get slapped [?] Can you dig this? Vents be like [?] Grab a seat [?] I spit rhymes like a virus Suicide [?] playing in a tall building Kicks is made by small children The funkiest [Chorus (Sampled): Son Doobie (Suffa)] The funkiest, the funkiest (Hilltoper [?]) The funkiest, the funkiest (Funkoars [?]) The funkiest, the funkiest (Golden Era [?]) The funkiest, the funki— [Verse 3: Briggs] Whoever said they're better than Briggs I treat 'em like [?] kid [?] Front-to-back I get it cracking like I'm packing a whip I f**ing hate cricket (Hate cricket) but I smack it for six Straight off the radar, you ain't even a blip Bet you couldn't be near it if you appeared in our clip Because the funkiest is us and you're hearing it, b**h [Verse 4: Hons] Yeah, I'm back just in time for the beat drop The notion of me falling off is dumber than Sharee was Twenty-seven, I'm a grown man I hold the world in my palm, but yet I crush it with both hands And the industry hazy for f** sake It's not kosher, that's why I'm made like a cut snake Gimme a drum break, sample, and a ba**line Hotel to nowhere and we all [?] [Verse 5: Suffa] Check Since the days of [?] I've been ill like "Let's just call in sick" And I feel like they don't want it at all with this They're like "Let's just get our ball and stick And call it quits" And y'all can split [?] best that y'all can spit I'll boa constrict, chokehold [?] 'Cause I'm sick and I roll with the Golden clique [Chorus (Sampled): Son Doobie (Suffa)] The funkiest, the funkiest (Hilltoper [?]) The funkiest, the funkiest (Funkoars [?]) The funkiest, the funkiest (Golden Era [?]) The funkiest, the funki— [Verse 6: Sesta] You tell 'em "Keep it real", you tell 'em "Keep it raw" [?] deliver [?] How I gotta make it clearer that Golden Era is here It's cold, you gotta fold [?] It's no coincidence [?] [?] self-anointed rap stars [?] breaks 'em up first [?] Till I [?] f** out [?] [Verse 7: Trials] Now what the f** else to do besides body the booth I love rap, lived a life [?] blues Hot off the press, they upset that I'm growing my hair When I just stop [?] thanks for showing you care", yeah I know this dude that's never short on funds And when I'm singing for my supper [?] plus one And then his boss come, covered in the southern cross tats Couldn't [?] where it's at, like [Chorus (Sampled): Son Doobie (Suffa)] (Vents One is) The funkiest, the funkiest (Hilltoper [?]) The funkiest, the funkiest (Funkoars [?]) The funkiest, the funkiest (Golden Era [?]) The funkiest, the funkiest (Vents One is) The funkiest, the funkiest (Hilltoper [?]) The funkiest, the funkiest (Funkoars [?]) The funkiest, the funkiest (Golden Era [?]) The funkiest, the funkiest (Vents One is) The funkiest, the funkiest (Hilltoper [?]) The funkiest, the funkiest (Funkoars [?]) The funkiest, the funkiest (Golden Era [?]) The funkiest, the funkiest [Hosts Commentary: Trials] Um... yeah. So what's the deal? You're rocking with Trials. That's my name. This is the Golden Era Mixtape 2011, and next up we've got a sneaky-deaky little preview of the Funkoars album called The Quickening. What's the policy around here, Suffa? SUFFA: [?] policy