Trial of the Golden Witch - Fat And Dangerous lyrics

Wooooh Lord! Trial of the Golden Witch Grainiest sh** on the internet since 2011 Imma teach y'all what it means to be fat and dangerous C'mon! I thought I couldn't get any bigger than 180 but baby I'm neckin' beers like Colt Corona, goin' crazy My persona ain't no gimmick, I'm in it, pushin' my limit Like tellin' me alcoholism ain't a joke, b**h, isn't it? Nothing could be funnier than d**h And the scent that's on my breath Once I vomit up the Arby's that I walked to get 'cause I was too drunk to turn the car key Lemme give you some advice before you say I'm unhealthy I'm gayer than god, and I'm deader than Christ I'm fatter than the devil, and I don't play nice Come f**in' with my flow and you gon' get iced So don't ask me for sh**, you won't get what you like I'm gayer than god, and I'm deader than Christ I'm fatter than the devil, and I don't play nice Come f**in' with my flow and you gon' get iced So don't ask me for sh**, you won't get what you like Fat and Dangerous Gangrous, and bloated, overloaded On malt liquor, gettin' sicker, but I own it Don't need you to condone it, or phone it Just run far away 'cause I'm stompin' through today, on whatever's in my way 'till the day I'm well laid and well paid I'm gonna stay Fat and dangerous and strange and abrasive with pain Got no shame, that's my game, and I'm playin' for keeps You don't never have to look up if you wanna be me I'm gayer than god, and I'm deader than Christ I'm fatter than the devil, and I don't play nice Come f**in' with my flow and you gon' get iced So don't ask me for sh**, you won't get what you like I'm gayer than god, and I'm deader than Christ I'm fatter than the devil, and I don't play nice Come f**in' with my flow and you gon' get iced So don't ask me for sh**, you won't get what you like Fat and Dangerous Please deep fry my whole life Clean these botflies from my lemonpipe And tell Stripe I want that quarter back So my fat a** pockets can break my Wii Fit stats If I knew how to act, I would not be this thrashed Why ain't flasks of reasonable size? I don't wanna be able to see outta these eyes I want the liquor blockin' out the mirror sight And if I could just die blissed out, that's alright Nothin' about life ever gonna make sense So I gotta dispense all the cents I got left On the few things I like, all the bringers of d**h Suicide - the result of the things I ingest, it's the best I'm gayer than god, and I'm deader than Christ I'm fatter than the devil, and I don't play nice Come f**in' with my flow and you gon' get iced So don't ask me for sh**, you won't get what you like I'm gayer than god, and I'm deader than Christ I'm fatter than the devil, and I don't play nice Come f**in' with my flow and you gon' get iced So don't ask me for sh**, you won't get what you like Fat and Dangerous