Trey Spruance - The Gentle Art of Making Enemies lyrics

[Verse 1] The words are so familiar All the same greats, the same mistakes It doesn't have to be like this If you don't make a friend, now One might make you So learn The gentle art of making enemies Don't look so surprised Happy birthday... f**er! Blow that candle out We're gonna kick you (Don't say you're not because you are) x2 (History tells us that you are) x2 [Chorus] All you need is just one more excuse (You put up one hell of a fight) x2 I wanna hear your very best excuse (Never felt this much alive) x2 [Verse 2] Your day has finally come So wear the hat and do the dance And let the suit keep wearing you This year you'll sit and take it And you will like it It's the gentle art of making enemies I deserve a reward Cause I'm the best f** that you ever had And if I tighten up my hole You may never see the light again (There's always an easy way out) x2 (You need something wet in your mouth) x2 [Chorus] [Outro] Never felt this much alive