Treephort - Yearbook Picture lyrics

I don't have a girlfriend. I don't go on dates. That's why I sit at home, Eat corn chips and masturbate. And everynight I think about you and I don't know what to do. When I open my yearbook to page 22. And I wack off to your yearbook picture. When I wack off to your yearbook picture. In my mind I'll give you my 4 incher. When I wack off to your yearbook picture. And when I was in high school, I used to be a dork. There were no fine girls, for this fat kid to pork. And then I got to college. I thought that things might happen . but then I got the girls in my bed, they always started nappin'