Treacherous Three - Xmas Rap lyrics

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Treacherous Three - Xmas Rap lyrics

* organized by Rhino comp. for convenience regardless of original Kool Moe Dee: Ho Ho Ho Open up ya do I'm Santa Claus and guess what y'all I got something to show I came to bring some Christmas Spirit I got a big bag now guess what's in it Something for the rich and something for the po So Merry Christmas and ho ho ho L.A. Sunshine: Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas my foot I'ma tell you what Santa really put Under my so-called tree but in reality Looked like nothin but a decorated pole to me Special K: Man, you talk about a tree it makes wonder Cause I never had a tree to put anything under If I ever did luck up and get a tree There was never anything under it for me Kool Moe Dee: Man I don't what y'all talking about Cause when I come to your town I just get kicked out You think I'm getting presents made for free I gotta pay them elves and ain't nobody paying me L.A. Sunshine: You big fat whale you might as well quit Cause I can name a hundred presents that I didn't get And if I did get a present it would be a hand-me-down Yo I got this for Christmas now how that sound Special K: It sounds good to me cause I'm about to freeze You wanna see something look at the bottom of these Me and brothers can't go out at the same time Cause a coat that's theirs is a coat that's mine Kool Moe Dee: Man I know one thing y'all better get off my neck And wait till you get ya welfare check Go on down to the office and stand in the line Better hurry up see I got mine Chorus: Jingle, Jangle, Jingle for the po And once you get your welfare check Yo kiss my mistletoe Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho L.A. Sunshine: That's why the presents keep getting mixed up Cause year after year you keep f**ing up And now I know why cause you always drunk Instead of G.I. Joe you send me this junk Special K: That ain't a G.I. Joe that's a G.I. jerk With a kungfu grip that don't even work So all I did was just put him away Cause my G.I. Joe looked G.I. gay Kool Moe Dee: That's why you don't get presents now Cause you're just ingrates If the G.I. Joe is gay what difference does it make After all he's just a doll ain't too much he can do If you ask me boy I ain't to sure about L.A. Sunshine: Listen bloato in your big fat suit Next time say no don't send no substitute Cause I asked you for a beatbox and you know what I got? Dougie Fresh, you know that kid from down the block Dougie Fresh:(beatboxing) Special K: For a fascimile we must admit Dougie Fresh was good and made a perfect fit He's the only reason why we weren't totally mad Without Dougie our Christmas would've been really sad Kool Moe Dee: Well let's get Doug E. Fresh and Magnificent Force And head on out the do And leave these partypeople singing Jingle, Jangle for the po Sing!