Transit Gloria - Shenanigans lyrics

One day I woke up with a girl I'd never seen before, and said "Hi, my name is Stephen, who are you? And how'd you end up in my bed?" She looked surprised, confused, astonished, maybe just a little sad Said last night was one of the craziest that she'd ever had I proceeded to inquire, then she told me a story that blew my mind Apparently I... Tried to steal a cop car Got my a** kicked at a bar Ran through Boston with no pants on Didn't make it very far TP'd a 4 star hotel Climbed a building then I fell Tried to ride the subway with no pants on It didn't go over well It didn't go over well One day I woke up in a land I'd never been before, said How'd the f** I get here, where are my clothes And why is that tiger so mad? The natives looked surprised, astonished, maybe just a little sad Said last night was one of the craziest that they'd ever had I proceeded to inquire and they told me a story that blew my mind Apparently I... Booked a flight to Italy Stole a boat and sailed the sea Climbed the pyramids of egypt Not a legal place to pee Crashed a random Shaman dance Still not wearing any pants Led some rebels to revolt And guess what, it didn't go over well If my friends had been there I think it would be another story They would have saved me from myself (They would have saved me from myself) So here's to homies that will never ever leave you all alone Here's to all my tightest bros I am lucky to be alive Am lucky to have you guys at my side When I'm too f**ed up to walk a line With the spirit of youth we live each day of our lives So thanks for the memories, and thanks for the times The truth is pain led me here Then planted it's seed inside It sprouted, grew into guilt Took root and multiplied But in the course of a year I struck it down, and it died The ashes turned into fear and Swept me away with the tide Wake up and look in the mirror Cold eyes look frightened and wide I aimed, I missed, I was scared But wasn't justified I will not crumble and tear I'll find a way, I'll survive This burden's one I can bear And it's what makes me alive