Transcendent - Bowser Wins lyrics

[Intro] [Verse 1 - Bowser] f** Mario, he's buried in a septic tank King Koopa is your ruler now b**h, accept your fate I caught Peach, and I can't wait to bend her over Fill her full of turtle shells like a f**ing drunken soldier I got the d** to hold her if she tries to run away Licking Toad or eating shrooms; got it covered either way I'll leave her high for days, floating off a Warp Pipe This kind of combination leaves her faded for a fortnight You think Luigi's gonna try to stop my reign as king? He's a lesser Mario; b**h made and painted green There's a better chance Gadd's making me a laser beam And all the other Super Sluggers make it to the Major Leagues I'm starting slavery, Toad is now my Toad stool Goombas coming up to me: “We run the kingdom! So cool!” No fool, I'm the motherf**ing overlord! Do as I command or else you'll get no reward [Verse 2 –Toad] Bowser, please! I'm asking on my hands and knees Stop a**aulting citizens! This ma**acre's a tragedy! Do you have to be so violent? You've got the kingdom Of course they're running; they're scared and they want their freedom It isn't fair that you're k**ing people needlessly We'll surrender peacefully, this ain't the way it needs to be And as for Peach, you better let her leave the castle Come on Koopa, do you really need to be an… [Verse 3 – Bowser (16 bars)] I DEMAND SILENCE! How dare you speak against your master! What gives you the right? You're my stool, you pathetic ba*tard! Koopa Troopas, take this toad's village off the map And afterwards, go and feed him to that Pete Piranha plant (Toad: NO! PLEASE!) I've got a lot of plans now that I control the crown First, raise my flags; there's no plumbers here to take them down And maybe now I can spend time with my children… Well that can wait; right now, I've got to seal the building I want Bullet Bills patrolling all the premises Blow away intruders; send the rest of them to tenements But let them live if they change up who they're fighting for We could use their help to find the brother and the dinosaur Prepare for any type of war; there's a lot to contemplate For now I'll take the spoils and enjoy them; that all can wait So tomorrow, I'll extend my reach beyond to space Tonight, I'm staying clean cut with Peach fuzz on my face [Outro]