Trans Atlantic Crush - Leningrad Mail Order Bride lyrics

Ebenezer Johnson he waits for his ride To pick up his Leningrad mail order bride He ordered her on Tuesday from the Sunday cla**ifieds He's betting it all on wife number 5 Ebenzer Johnson is changing his life Said she was lovely, said she wise Said she beautiful with Leningrad eyes Thinks she'll be perfect for a man of 95 Ebenezer Johnson is changing his life Hey girl with lipstick eyes You'll take me higher than I've ever been