Trailer Park Boys - The Kittyman Sea Shanty lyrics

The Kittyman Sea Shanty There once was a cat with a hungry belly. The name of the cat was “Wiskers Jelly”. His throat was dry and his bowl was bare meow my furry cat's meow. Soon may the kitty-man come with some birds and mice and some tasty numbs. One day when the critters come we'll eat 'till our bellies are full. Well, Jelly got his boys and they gathered round. They scattered seeds from a sack they found. In hopes that the seeds they spread on the ground would bring small critters aboot. Soon may the kitty-man come with some birds and mice and some tasty numbs. One day when the critters come we'll eat 'till our bellies are full. Well, the gang was bored and morale has dipped till one of the seeds grew green catnip. They sniffed and they snacked and they all got ripped. Thy all had a meow that night. Soon may the kitty-man come with some birds and mice and some tasty numbs. One day when the critters come we'll eat 'till our bellies are full. Well, the heads were hung when the “morn was nigh” the nip was strong and they all got high. Their bellies were shrunk and their bowls still dry oh bring us some mice today. Soon may the kitty-man come with some birds and mice and some tasty numbs. One day when the critters come we'll eat 'till our bellies are full.